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Son: "What's that Daddy?" (*pointing at Mummy getting out of the shower*)...

Daddy: "That's where mummy was hit by an axe, that's her axe wound."

Son: "Wow, bloody good shot, got her right in the cunt."

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Little Johnny is in the shower with his mother...

When all of a sudden he points to her vagina and says "Mummy, what's that?"
She is a bit taken aback by his question, but she thinks on her feet and says, "Oh, that's my axe wound Johnny."

Johnny says "Axe wound? Wow, what a shot! Got you right in the cunt!"

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NSFW - a little boy walks into the bathroom while mum is in the bath...

"Mum, what's that between your legs?"

"Well darling, that's my axe wound, I got hit with an axe."

The little boy ponders this for a minute.

"What are the chances ? It hit you right in the cunt!"

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