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Awful puns are jokes too.

I was telling my mate Edward that I couldn't stop referring to myself as male genetalia. He told me I could stop any time I wanted.

I said, "No, I'm a dick, Ted."

Awful pun I came up with whilst drunk last night.

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

So I heard this pretty awful pun about eggs the other day....

and I was like oh no, not egg-hen!

This sub is just terrible bank of awful puns

and I'm losing interest

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