So I've been invited to the Premature Ejaculation Society's annual awards dinner. When I asked them what the dress code was...
They told me just to come in my pants.
The guest of honor at an awards dinner is about to give his speech when a stagehand gives him a piece of paper from his wife in the crowd.
“What does it say?” the stagehand asks.
“Oh, it just says KISS in very big letters.”
“Wow, that’s very sweet,” the stagehand replies. “She must love you and be very proud of you.”
“Not really,” the man says. “It stands for Keep It Short, Stupid.”
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