UPJOKE

There's no such thing as automatic doors...

... Only polite ninjas.

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

A chicken walks into a library...

The librarian lifts their gaze with a mixture of curiosity and surprise as the bird hops onto the counter. It tilts its head and, with an air of demand, clucks:

"Book!"

The librarian is taken aback at this odd display. The chicken impatiently taps one foot on the counter.

"Book,...

Lockdown here in Australia is confusing.

I have no idea whatโ€™s open or closed anymore. I just walk up to the automatic doors and if my face hits the glass I just turn around and go home.

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