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Australian Bar Jokes

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A man walks into an Australian bar. . .

He says to the bartender, "Give me a pint of Bud Light."

The bartender says, "You must be an American."

The man says, "Well yes I am. What gave it away? Was it my accent? Was it the beer I ordered?"

The bartender replies, "Nah, mate. You're the fattest cunt I ever seen"

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