Why do auctioneers say "Going once... Going twice..."?

More-bid curiousity.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Translation of the Bulgarian variation of the 1st day of school joke.

It's the 1st day of school at an American Middle School.

The teacher introduces the new student - Takiro Suzuki from Japan.

Class starts and she says:

- Now we will see if you know your history. Who said "Give me liberty, or give me death!"?

No one knows b...

I'm a solid five...

But a liquid eight.
Auctioneers joke.

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