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I hate it when my aunts and grannies come up to me at weddings and say "You're next."

So now I just do the same to them at funerals.

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"

They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Today I learned that Johann Sebastian Bach had to perform at weddings to make ends meet...

Turns out he was pretty baroque after all.

I love dances at weddings ...

Especially since I'm not a great dancer. Most of the songs tell you what to do. Like when they play "Do The Twist," you twist. They play "Jump Around", you jump around ... There was, however, that unfortunate night I got kicked out when the DJ played "Come On Eileen."

Aunts pestering me at weddings

My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, *“Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be next?”*


We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started doing the same to them at funerals.

kids at wedding

kid: Mom, why does the bride wear white clothes?

mother: because it is the happiest day in her life.

kid: So, why the groom is wearing black?

Old people always poke me at weddings and say: “you’re next”

So I started to do the same thing to them at funerals

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What's the difference between a bull and a band that plays at weddings?

On the bull, the horns are in front and the asshole is in the back.

My aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Always hated how at weddings the old family farts would cuckle and say "It's your turn next time.."

So I started telling them the same at funerals

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