"Grandpa, tell the story again when you broke a duck's neck with your erection at your brother's wedding!"
Well, children, the year was 1922. I had nothing more than a flatcap, a shovel, and my favorite pint glass to my name. It was around the time where cars were a brand new luxury and a lass would let you put a thumb in her bum just to honk the horn. Well as luck would have it, I was out peat poaching ...
Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?
He was making up for lost thyme.
Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
*Wow, thanks! I was expecting a much chilier reception, but your warm comments have kept those fears at bay (that's what you get for encouraging me :)*
George, a farmer out of Iowa, decides to visit the Big Apple.
Taken in by all the wonders of a big city, in his wandering comes across a dude holding bananas to his ears.
He stops him and ask: "Sir, why are you holding bananas to your ears?"
The dude replies: "To keep the allig...
A beer a day
...Keeps the wife and kids at bay.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but....
Unaffordable health care keeps them at bay.