People are quick to judge crowds at bars after reopening..

It’s a bar, by definition that’s where people go to make bad decisions.

A woman asked a man at bar (a taxidermist), what he does for a living.

"Oh, you know...stuff."

What's the most popular drink ordered at bars?

One more

When i was younger my grandmother use to say: “Be careful when going out at bars and clubs, they put drugs in your drinks!”

Now, nearly 30 still looking for the place that serves free drugs!

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A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis at bar...

A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis are sitting at a bar complaining about their lives. The cucumber says, "My life sucks. I'm put in salads, and, to top them off, they pour ranch dressing all over me. My life sucks." The pickle says, "That's nothing compared to my life. I'm put in vinegar and stored ...

Why do ghosts have trouble meeting girls at bars?

Because they're only there for the boos.

Three wives are having drinks at bar.

After a few drinks they begin comparing their husbands to soda.

The first wife says "Well, my husband would be 7-UP. He's seven inches and straight up."

The second wife thinks for a second and says "Mountain Dew. He's always mounting me and we're always doing it."

After a coup...

Why don't spies meet at bars.

The beer is tapped. (Please develop this joke. I made it up last night whilst drinking, but nobody laughed.)

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Tik tok < pornhub

I met a cute girl at bar recently she told me she was a tik tok influencer,

I said cool I’m on pornhub, maybe we should collab,

either way its only gonna last 10 seconds.

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