Assortments Jokes - 2 Hilarious Assortments Jokes

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There are three certainties in life:

Death, taxes, and Halloween candy assortments will always include one candy that ruins the bag.

A guy walks into a bar.

He notices there are multiple assortments of meat hanging from the ceiling. The cashier, after seeing him confused, told him it was a competition and told him the rules.

“If you can hop up and slap one of those cuts, you get free drinks till tomorrow. If you miss, you pay for everybody’s drin...

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