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Assassin's Jokes

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Why can't you have sex after playing Assassin's Creed?

Because Ubisoft

What's an assassin's favourite type of restaurant?

A take-out restaurant

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The Assassin's Interview

Not mine read somewhere thought you guys will like it:


The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large me...

What is an assassin's favorite element?

What is an assassin's favorite elem-
Surprise!
(it is much better when spoken, but I'm proud of it)

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