I wanna try asking out my school crush, but it might come off as awkward
Man being a teacher is hard
Guy 1: "There were these three bright women I liked that I tried asking out..."
..."the first was a mother with a high earning job, but had no luck with her as she seemed too engaged in her work life and ignored me. The next was a university student who nearly had a degree in medicine, but she just frowned angrily at me and later said she didn't want to see me ever again. Then ...
(True story) So my mother misplaced her prized red mixing bowl for cooking Christmas dinner with (despite having several other mixing bowls to utilize instead). She became increasingly panicked when she couldn't locate it, asking out loud repeatedly: "Where's my red bowl??"
So I responded: "Why do you need that particular one? Does it give you wings??"
A boy was asking out a girl when she replied to his affection with the line "I love you too, but like a brother!"
Saddened by her apparent refusal, he started walking away, until the girl said, "Wait. from where I'm from, that's good."
Confused, the boy asked, "Well, where is that?"
"Alabama."
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