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I told my Asian parents that I am Asexual.

They were disappointed that I wasn't A+sexual

My asian parents are actually very supportive of my career path

They let me pick which medical school I'm going to

I was kicked out of the house by my Asian parents

because I got an O for my blood test instead of an A+.

I thought of this joke myself, but I'm not sure if someone else made it earlier than me.

I came out to my Asian parents as a trans woman and told them I have a boyfriend named Shane.

I think they are taking it pretty well. They said they did't have a son and I would bring Shane to the family.

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Why do Asian parents want their children to have high grades?

Because they're​ Asian, not Bsian nor Csian.

Two Asian parents gave birth to a child 2 months prematurely.

They named him,"Sudden Lee"

When an Asian child get a B instead of A in their test.

Asian parents : "Don't call yourself an Asian, you're Bsibn now"

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