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Ashley Madison Jokes

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Isn't this whole Ashley Madison hack exactly what their users wanted?

To get fucked by a third party?

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I've been on Ashley Madison for over a year now.

About time I got fucked.

Geez, there's a lot of people on this Ashley Madison list...

It's a pretty bad state of affairs

I'm starting up a local coffee shop and marketing it as an Ashley Madison meetup spot.

I'm calling it Grounds for Divorce.

Jared Fogle of Subway told his wife she didn't have to worry about the Ashley Madison leaks...

...he was on Club Penguin.

I was looking for a dating website with lots of Christians

So I joined Ashley Madison

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