I'm starting up a local coffee shop and marketing it as an Ashley Madison meetup spot.

I'm calling it Grounds for Divorce.

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I've been on Ashley Madison for over a year now.

About time I got fucked.

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Isn't this whole Ashley Madison hack exactly what their users wanted?

To get fucked by a third party?

Geez, there's a lot of people on this Ashley Madison list...

It's a pretty bad state of affairs

Jared Fogle of Subway told his wife she didn't have to worry about the Ashley Madison leaks...

...he was on Club Penguin.

I was looking for a dating website with lots of Christians

So I joined Ashley Madison

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