Hiding an erection isn't as easy as you may think...
It's harder than it looks...
I realized that driving a golf cart isn’t as easy as it looks.
But I finally got it down to a tee.
Getting the girl isn't as easy as they make it look in the movies.
They don't trip as often, and when you do catch up they get the machete away from you. :\
Thanks to Uber Eats, ordering Chinese takeaway for a picnic is as easy as a
wok in the park.
Someone told me it was as easy as pie
It never ended
I've been fired from work for putting in too many shifts
Keyboard manufacturing isn't as easy as you think
My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree.
It’s as easy as 1, 1, 2, 3.
I do magic tricks for blind people.
And yes, it's as easy as you'd think.
There’s a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him.
The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him.
So the guy turns around to go back, but the car changes lanes again and is still coming at him. By now, the car is so close and the man so scared that he just freezes and stops in t...
The world’s best dentist and the world’s worst pastry chef walk into a bar.
Being friends of the owner, he pours them both a drink and sits them down to catch up.
“How was your birthday?” He asks the dentist.
“It was like pulling teeth” he says with a smile.
Then the owner turns to the pastry chef.
“How was your divorce?”
“It was as easy a...
A father is teaching his boy how to pee in the toilet.
"OK son", he says. It's as easy as counting to 5.
1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.
From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father no...
To make it stand, I have to wet it. To make it wet, I have to suck it. To make it stiff, I have lick it and to get it in, I have to push it...
Brah, threading a needle isn't as easy as it looks!
Counting binary numbers
is as easy as 01 10 11
A scientist got into an argument with God...
The scientist said, "We have decided we no longer need you, as we can create anything in the laboratory just as easy as you can create something."
God said, "OK let's see who can create a human from dirt."
The scientist reached down and gathered up some dirt...
God said, "Hey! G...
The former presidents are having lunch (Credit u/ThePerfectSnare)
**Bush**: Now, being president isn't as easy as it looks. It's like they say, you can drag a horse to water, but... but you have to hear it straight from the horse's mouth.
**Obama**: I, uh... I appreciate any guidance you and the other presidents are willing to offer me.
**Bush**: ...
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