There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."

"What I want ...

I was talking to a lovely young lady and things seemed to be going really well.

Then she said "There's something I want to get out of the way right now," and she reached up and took a wig off her head, and it turned out she was as bald as a new-laid egg.

"Alopecia," she said. "It's a condition that causes hair to fall out."

"Oh," I said. "...Just on your head, or ...

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[NSFW] A balding man walks into his his favorite barber shop.

Sitting down for his haircut, he looks up at the barber and asks,

"This bald patch has really started to get me down. Have you heard of any reliable cure for baldness?"

The barber smiles, "Actually, I have one that's guaranteed to work! Whenever you're with a women, make sure you arous...

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