Why did the blonde sniff artificial sweetener?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

Did you hear the urban legend about the creepy ghost that appears when you use artificial sweetener?

He's called Splendaman.

I always wanted to be a sugar daddy....

...turns out I only have the money for being some sort of artificial sweetener daddy.

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