UPJOKE

Are you tired?

There is a nap for that.

Are you tired of only having imaginary friends?

Just multiply them by the square root of negative one. Then you'll have real friends!

Are you tired of people bothering you? Do you just want to be left alone? L

Carry a clip board around and try to make eye contact with people.

"Persian sonic, why are you tired?"

"Iran."

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