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Are you tired?

There is a nap for that.

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Are you tired of only having imaginary friends?

Just multiply them by the square root of negative one. Then you'll have real friends!

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Are you tired of people bothering you? Do you just want to be left alone? L

Carry a clip board around and try to make eye contact with people.

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"Persian sonic, why are you tired?"

"Iran."

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