UPJOKE

Judas: Hey Jesus, are you coming to the Last Supper?

Jesus: The what?

Judas: I meant the supper. Are you coming to the supper?

Are you coming?

Teacher : What's wrong? Why do you have a black eye?

John: Our house is very small. My mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, "John are you sleeping?" Then I say "No" & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye.

Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks ag...

"Are you coming over?" "Yes, I'm coming over."

"We should probably stop talking using the radios, over."

- Where are you coming from?

- A beauty salon.
- Was it closed?

"Hey, are you coming out tonight?" I asked my Hindi friend.

He said "Namaste"

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