UPJOKE

Are You Awake Jokes

As told by my Russian wife

A man is at a bar. He sees a good looking woman, but she's a little older. Maybe in her 40s. He goes up to her and starts a conversation.



Halfway through she seems interested and asks an interesting question. She asks how he feels about a little mother-daughter action.



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Anyway as the evening wore on it became clearer and clearer what was on both our minds, and towards closi...

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