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Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

Because I picked you up on the street, and now I can't afford to pay you.

Hey baby, are you a parking ticket?

Because I'd like to pay you for the mistake I've done

Girl, are you a parking ticket?

Because I want to throw you aside and forget about you forever.
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