Two sperm are swimming along. One looks at the other and asks, "Are we there yet?"
The other replies, "We still got a ways to go. We barely just passed the tonsils"
When Saint Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland…
They kept asking “are we there yet?”
A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
"Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
"Can you hear me NOW?"
"Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
"You know, in some st...
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