If April Showers bring May Flowers, then what do May Flowers bring?
Smallpox.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
I’ll be here all week folks, try the veal.
Why do Native Americans hate April?
Because April showers bring May Flowers, and Mayflowers bring white people.
If April showers bring May flowers...
I'm on track to get 2 flowers next month.
April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
June bugs.
What do June bugs bring? Small grub-eating mammals, wasps, and endoparasitoid pyrgotidae flies.
If April showers bring May flowers, what does April snow bring?
Incredulous Facebook posts about the arrival of spring.
A twist on a Thanksgiving classic . . .
Written by my twelve-year-old brother:
Q: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? A: Separatists and small pox.
Seasonal Jokes
Spring Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims! Summer Q: What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer? A: A hot dog! Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen? A: Because they peel. Fall Q. How you mend a broken pumpkin? A. With a pumpk...
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