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Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree Jokes

The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree

Son: "Dad where did I come from?"

Dad: "One day your mother and I were walking through an apple orchard..."

Son *rolls eyes*: "And you grabbed an apple not far from a tr..."


Dad: "I slipped in cider."

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You meet some kids and you think 'the apple doesn't fall far from the tree'

And then you meet some and you think 'the little shits don't fall far from the asshole'

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