A stand up comedian named Michael went to get his appendix removed. What did he call the night of his surgery?

Open Mike Night

Book, you look so much thinner!

I know! I had my appendix removed!

Why did the book get stitches?

Because he had his appendix removed.


note: books can also be female.

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