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Ant Colony Jokes

The discriminatory ant colony banished all ants over 4 mm tall

They had no taller ants

An ant colony enthusiast goes to a convention

His pride and joy is a colony of giant Amazonian ants, *Dinoponera gigantea,* which he brings along with him to present. But when he gets to the door of the convention hall, he's stopped by one of the organizers, who points to a sign on the wall. It says "all ants must not be more than 1 cm in total...

I once saw an antelope

Can you imagine that? It was the talk of the whole ant colony.

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