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God finally answer my prayers for winning the $15 million lottery.

The answer is no.

One day, a teacher said "Whoever can answer my next question can get dismissed now".

Tom threw his bag outside the window.
The teacher asked angrily "Who threw the bag?"
Tom answered "It's me! "

The teacher says "If you answer my question, you can go home."

One student throws a pen at him. The teacher asks "Who did that?"

"It was me, goodbye."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My wife asked me if I would ever answer my phone during sex...

I said "Yes, but only if it's you calling..."

I'm black, and I really hate it when my white friend doesn't answer my calls. I guess some old habits never die...

White man always leavin' me hanging

Einstein : I will give you a question, and you will give a question to me aswell, if you cant answer my question, you just must give me $1, and if I cant answer your question I will give you $1000

Einstein : (giving Mr.Bean a hard question)

Mr.Bean : (gives $1 to einstein)

Einstein : okay your turn

Mr.Bean : what is an animal that has 4 legs, and when he crossing a street he only have 2 legs, and when he go back, he has 5 legs?

Einstein : (Thinking very Hard) I giv...

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