I always watch Die Another Day before having a microwave dinner
Why? Because it says Pierce film before heating.
Another day, another dollar...
50¢ after taxes.
Why should you save your tears for another day?
Because nobody should cry on The Weeknd.
Why is Christmas just like another day in the office?
Because you do all the hard work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
It was just another day in the jungle, and the little tailor store was open as usual.
*ting a-ling-ting* The door jingles open and in walks a flea, a spider and a rat.
They all ask to be measured up and fitted for suits.
"Step this way", says the tailor and begins measuring up the flea with his tiny teeny tape measure.
"You're pretty fat for a flea", he says, a...
If you major in a field you love, you'll never have to work another day
because that field is probably not hiring
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
It's just another day at the United States Bureau of Engraving and Printing.
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Another day at the White House
After returning from the White House after a forum on sex in the workplace, Monica Lewinsky takes her dress to the dry cleaner.
The dry cleaner has an ear infection and is having trouble hearing.
Monica says to the dry cleaner, I need my dress cleaned. The dry cleaner does not hear her...
This guy walks into a quiet bar.
He is carrying three ducks, one in each hand, and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the bartender. The bartender is experienced, and has learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention the ducks. They...
A third rate magician is doing magic shows on a second rate cruise ship (Long)
The pay is good, the accommodation is comfortable, the food is excellent, and the two show a day workload is easy. The mainly elderly audience seem to enjoy his show which is unoriginal but has the polish of hundreds of repetitions. All in all, it's started out as a great gig except for one glaring ...
They say if you do what you love, then you’ll never work another day in your life.
I think they were right: I punched my boss in the face and I haven’t worked a day since!
l made $48m today and I’m STILL having Burger King for dinner.
Just another day working at the Federal Reserve.
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