A couple celebrates their 30th anniversary. They have a nice evening out, dining in their favourite restaurant.
Later that night, when they get to bed, the woman says to her husband: "You know what honey, tonight, you can do anything you want with me."
The husband thinks for a second, ...
Two women met in a cafe for their weekly chitchat
"My husband brought me 20 roses yesterday for our anniversay. Bet now he expects that I spread my legs for 2 weeks"
"Why that? Don't you have a vase?"
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