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During a church's 100th anniversary celebration, the local priest invited former priests and the bishop to attend.

At one point, he called the children to gather at the altar and spoke to them about the significance of the day.

He began by asking them, 'Does anyone know what the bishop does?'

There was silence. Finally a little boy responded in a serious tone, "He's the one you can move diagonally...

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Two friends, a rich one and a poor one, got married on the same day.

20 years later, they're both still married, and planning their special anniversary celebrations.

Dave, the poor one, asks Phil, the rich one, what he got his wife for their anniversary.

"Oh, I got her a diamond ring and a new Mercedes."

"Really? Why did you get her a diamond ri...

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The secret to a long marriage

On a golden wedding anniversary celebration grandson ask his old grandpa: "Grandpa, you and grandma have been married for 50 years! What is the secret to a long marriage?"


Grandpa: "Listen sonny... it's quite simple. In life, there are 3 types of women... the ones you bang ... and the one...

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