What aquatic animal likes hugs and kisses?

A cuddlefish

A half man half machine, a princess, an animal like boy and a clown are trying to save their friend from her abusive father who is inside her

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What animal likes to give a pig a ride on his back?

A police horse.

A group of explorers, along with a dog, are exploring the Amazon when the dog gets separated from the group.

While the dog is looking for the group, a jaguar sees the dog.

"I've never seen an animal like that before!" says the jaguar. "He looks tasty!"

The jaguar runs towards the dog, but the dog thinks quickly. Just as the jaguar is about to nab the dog, the dog says, "That jaguar I had ear...

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A legend of the Native Americans

While many people know of Sequoya, the Native American genius who developed the Cherokee alphabet, fewer have heard of another visionary – yet he made a discovery no less groundbreaking, owing nothing to the white man’s knowledge.

It fell out like this: In the early 1800s, a certain chief, ...

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Golden Wedding Anniversary

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica.
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
People would say, 'What a peaceful & loving couple.'
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of th...

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(Oldie) A city boy goes to visit his grandfather's farm in the country.

A he was walking along the fields, he noticed something very odd—a pig, sitting under a tree, with a peg leg. Later, as he was eating dinner, he asked his grandpa:
"Hey, why does that pig out in the fields have a peg leg?"
"Oh, Old Jim?" his father replied. "Well, that's a very special pig....

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