A half man half machine, a princess, an animal like boy and a clown are trying to save their friend from her abusive father who is inside her
Teen titans was a great show
What aquatic animal likes hugs and kisses?
A cuddlefish
What animal likes to give a pig a ride on his back?
A police horse.
Meta: I told the (old) joke wrong!
I was at a restaurant with a group of people and one of them told the three legged dog goes into a bar joke. I replied with the farmer and the three legged sheep joke. There was a couple at the next table who complained I messed up the joke as it was supposed to be a pig. They were seriously mad at ...
A group of explorers, along with a dog, are exploring the Amazon when the dog gets separated from the group.
While the dog is looking for the group, a jaguar sees the dog.
"I've never seen an animal like that before!" says the jaguar. "He looks tasty!"
The jaguar runs towards the dog, but the dog thinks quickly. Just as the jaguar is about to nab the dog, the dog says, "That jaguar I had ear...
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