What did the confectioner say to the angry customer?
Don’t get your snickers in a twix.
Just as ordered
"Look at this mess!" roared an angry customer at a local cafe, pointing to his squashed doughnut.
"It's just as you ordered it, sir," the waitress replied meekly.
"What do you mean?" barked the customer.
"You told me to bring you coffee and a doughnut and...
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TIL that McDonald's and police use the same training material.
It's a 5 step de-escalation procedure. You know, a kind that some corporate HR would come up. Ones with corny, forced acronyms. But this one actually works pretty well:
And I noticed that a piece was missing. It was a connecting rod that should have been marked "A."
I called IKEA and told them about my issue. They said there must have been a shortage, but this was a limited-run item. I asked them what I should do. At that time, they informed me that I wa...
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