As a Pink Floyd fan, nothing makes me angrier than seeing a vegan eating pudding.
Because how can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
An engineer had a sign in front of his clinic that said, "Medical consultation for only $50. If I can't make you better, I will pay you $100."
A doctor, knowing he can stump the engineer and wanting to get some cash, goes straight to the engineer. "Hey," he says. "I lost my sense of taste. I can't taste any food anymore."
The engineer takes a small bottle from his drawer, told the doctor to take his tongue out, and put 15 drops of t...
Did you hear about the robot that was angrier than half of the other robots?
It was in mean median mode.
Lone ranger
So the Lone ranger is being held prisoner by Indians and will be burned alive in 3 moons. So the chief asks its customary to grant your last 3 wishes. So the lone ranger says let me talk to my horse silver. He whispers in his ear and off runs the horse he comes back an hour later with with a beautif...
A Russian man is standing in a food line...
When he suddenly looses it and turns to his friend behind him yelling.
“That’s it! I’ve had it with this line!”
His friend responds saying.
“What are you gonna do about it? Kill Gorbachev?”
“Yeah” Responded the man “I think I will!” He then storms out of line and goes t...
I accidentally kicked my dog and it bit me on the ball's
My friend say's it's karma but if anything it's angrier than before.
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