Two little boys, ages 6 and 8, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The preacher ...
What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?
The front row of a Toby Keith concert.
Why were 7 and 8 startled when 10 walked into the room?
Because they were in the middle of 6 9.
If a man has got 6 apples in one hand and 8 bananas in the other... what has he got?
...Massive hands
2 and 8 got into a brawl with 4 and 6
It was an even fight
2, 4, 6, and 8 are in a fight with 1, 3, 5, and 7
I don't know who will win... it's even odds
Back in high school..
...I was a huge metal fan. In math class, I had an 8/10 girl next to me, she turns me on so much. I always try really hard to impress her, she's so hot. The teacher starts passing back last weeks test, and 8/10 looks at me, smiles, and starts playing with her hair. I can't handle it, I start spinnin...
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer
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They said to pick a number between 1 and 8 in German
I said nein.
I’m tired of the Facebook ads telling me I can lose 18 pounds and 8 inches in a month.
Losing 18 pounds would be cool, but I don’t want to be five-foot two.
Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?
Because they're stuck between a 69.
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On the sixth day
**ON THE SIXTH DAY... **
**God Creating Spiders**
God: Make it have 8 legs
Angel: Seems excessive but OK
God: And 8 eyes
Angel: You need to calm down a li-
God: Give it a bum rope
**God Creating Kittens**
God: make them fluffy & adorable li...
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