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Ancient Chinese Proverb Jokes

Ancient Chinese proverb:

Waitress who sit on lepers lap, always keep tip.

Ancient Chinese proverb says

Man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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Ancient Chinese Proverb

Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.

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Ancient Chinese Proverbs

Man who walk around with hands in pockets, feel cocky all day.

Crib take many nails to build, only one screw to fill.

Panties not best thing on Earth, but next to it.

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Ancient Chinese proverb

Ancient Chinese proverb say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day

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A man with an embarrassing condition walks into a bar one day, sad and depressed. He orders a shot, then another, and then another. Finally, the bartenders asks him "hey, what's wrong buddy?". The man replies "I've got this really embarrassing condition, and no doctor has ever been able to figure...

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