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2 vampires have an argument over eating humans

Vampire 1: "Why the fuck are you even arguing about this?! You ate a live human 2 days ago"

Vampire 2: "What's your point?"

Vampire 1: "So you can't have a go at me for for doing it!"

Vampire 2: "Its not the same thing"

Vampire 1: "They were in a coma! There's no differen...

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My friend met an 2 girls, one was Asian.

“What’s your number?” my friend asked the Asian girl

“Free sex, sex, free sex tonight,” she responded

My friend’s jaw dropped

The other girl responded, “that’s just her number, don’t get too excited.”

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