My grandfather came back from the war with 2 amputated legs and an amputated arm.
He never said exactly where he got them and the whole family was pretty disturbed when he displayed then over the fire place.
I told the doctor I want to take my amputated leg home and he asked why
"Because it's my right"
If a well endowed woman works at Hooters, where does a guy with an amputated leg work?
IHOP
A Scientist and his Frog
In order to learn more about the jumping ability of frogs, a scientist trained his frog to jump on command.
On day 1, he told the frog, "Jump, frog. Jump!" And, the frog jumped. The scientist wrote in his journal: "Frog successfully taught to jump."
On day 2, the scientist amputated ...
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