An Amish girl and her mother were visiting a mall and they were especially amazed by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again with a room inside.
The girl asked, “Mother, what is this?”
The mother, never having seen an elevator before, responded, “I have no idea."
While the girl and her mother watched with amazement, an old man in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
After he got in, the wall...
Why did the Amish girl get kicked out of her house?
Too Mennonite.
How does an Amish girl know....
... if it’s a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular dinner?
What's the best way to get an Amish girl pregnant?
Two mennonite..
A pair of Amish girls visiting NYC decide to try hot dogs for the first time
They buy two hot dogs wrapped in foil from a street vendor and sit down on a nearby bench, excited to finally try this modern cuisine.
The first girl opens the foil, blushes with embarrassment, and shyly asks the second girl, "What part of the dog did you get?"
I slept with an Amish girl last night.
I don't think I'll call her.
Two Amish women are walking down the street.
Two Amish woman are walking down the street when they come across a momma skunk and a baby skunk. A hummer comes driving by at 60 mph and runs over the momma skunk and kills it. The first Amish girl says oh my we can't let that baby skunk by itself. So she picks it up and puts it under her dress to ...
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