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Women drivers amirite?

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds ... to continue shaving and when I looked back, she was halfway over i...

Anti-vax

More like Anti-fax amirite

Call Me Biodegradable

Bc I break down really easily


2020 amirite

I mean, what would you even call someone from a place called Amir?

Amirite?

Alphabet Soup?

More like Times New Ramen, amirite?



(Not OC, but one of my favorite one-liners and haven’t seen it posted in this sub)

If someone on this sub discovers a new type of rock they should name it something funny.

Amirite?

TIL Dolphins deliberately get high on the nerve toxins of puffer fish by chewing on them and passing it around

Talk about ‘puff puff pass’, amirite?

The Shape of Water?

More like Grinding Nemo, amirite?
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