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American Revolutionary Jokes

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An American revolutionary war veteran went to London for a grand ball.

Upon his arrival, the man in charge welcomed him graciously. They laughed and danced with the men and women until midnight, where he suddenly felt the urge to use the bathroom.

After receiving directions by the man, he walked inside the large bathroom to find that the only decoration was a ...

What is the difference between the American Revolutionary War and several cows being launched into space?

One was the shot heard around the world and the other is a herd shot around the world.

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An American, German, and British soldier are captured by cannibals.

An American, German, and British soldier are captured by cannibals. The cannibals say, "We're going to kill you, eat you, use your bones to make tools and your skin to make canoes. You get to choose the way you want to die."

The British solder asks for a musket from the American revolutiona...

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