I asked my Wife “Am I the only one you’ve been with?”
“Yes... but I’ve had some sevens and eights.” She replied.
Am I the only one to realise that,
if we all worked together to accelerate climate change, the melting polar ice caps would put out the bush fires in Australia?
Am I the only one who finds the story of Humpty Dumpty....
...a bit too egg centric?
Am I the only one around here who's tired of walking around ....
... with a raging election?
Am I the only one dying our kids’ food green this Saint Patrick’s Day...
...to acclimate them to eating expired foods a month from now in quarantine?
A wife asked her husband "Honey, am I the only one you've been with?"
"Absolutely, baby. All the rest of the women I've been with were nines and tens."
Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped…
"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch.
It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's *amazing!!"* says the second caterpillar. "How in th...
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Buddhist Monk...
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Buddhist Monk fall out of a plane.
The Buddhist Monk says, "It will be okay for we shall all be re-incarnated"
The Priest says, "It will be okay for we shall all meet in Heaven"
The Rabbi says, "Am I the only one who remembered we were going Sky-diving t...
A witch was flying on her broom when she noticed that all the witches she passed were flying on vacuum cleaners.
She thought to herself, "Am I the only one who still drives a stick?"
One day, Tarzan is swinging through the jungle on his favourite vine when he crashes into a monkey swinging in the other direction.
They both land safely on a tree limb below, but when Tarzan looks up, there is only one vine hanging above them. Next to it, there is only a very thin branch.
"Were you swinging on that thing?" asks Tarzan.
"Yes," replies the monkey.
Tarzan is amazed. "How do you do that?" ...
My girlfriend asked me:
“Am I the only one you ever slept with?” I said: “Sure u are, the rest were all nines and tens!”
Three kids ask their mom about their unusual names.
The first kid asks, “Why am I named Kitchen Table?” His mom says, “Well sweetie, when you were born the car was out of gas and we couldn’t get to the hospital, so you were born on the kitchen table.”
The second kid asks, “Why am I named Backseat?” Her mom says, “Well honey, when *you* were bo...
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