I had this friend in school. Great guy, always cracking jokes. Life of the party. But after we finished school, we went our separate ways. I went off to university, he became an electrician. About a year later, we were both in our home town, so we decided to catch up. It was just like old times, he ...
Why was the insecure comedian always talking to the old sidewalk?
Because it was always cracking up.
(Inspired by my 7yo kid)
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Dad Joke #1
My dad had a repertoire of five jokes that were his favorite and would tell over and over, always cracking himself up to the point of tears before the punch line. Here's one:
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks in and the boss say...
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