When he sees that the bakery is out of flour, he shouts:
"Damn this country, we are so poor, I haven't been able to get a loaf of bread in days"
A policeman hears that and approaches the man.
"Stop saying things like that or..." the policeman says as he uses his fingers to form...
A german tourist took a cap in Cairo
The cab driver ran a red light. - “Hey you crazy? “ The German screamed. = “Don’t worry Habibi. I’m a professional“ Replied the cab driver
Second light he also ran.
- “You gonna kill us man! “ The German screamed in fear . = “Don’t worry Habibi. I’m a professional“...
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Three boys go into a haunted house. One brought a knife, one brought a gun, and one brought nothing but a few cough drops.
They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly starting to regret this dare. Stupidly, only one brought a flash light. The aggressive darkness and inky black yielded with grudging compliance but always seeming to push back. They moved cautiously onward amid the dust and cobweb...
Scientists at NASA
Scientists at NASA reported today that they had discovered feline life on Mars. Unfortunately, the Mars rover that discovered the specimen also ran over it just minutes later. Said one scientist "We were all really excited until Curiosity killed the cat."
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