Two elderly, female roommates are sitting alone again one night.
One huffs at the other. “Can I be frank with you?” The other says; “Sure, as long as I get to be Frank tomorrow.”
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Since seven was a child, he has always been a prime number. He excelled at everything he did, but he was kind of odd. Seven was very vengeful and quick to anger. Even though he was popular and well praised, he couldn't stand the sight of six, who was well rounded and has a good circle of tight frien...
I was home alone, staying with a friend, on holiday in Germany when the phone suddenly rang...
“I am the viper. I am coming in three days.” I thought it was a prank call, so gave it no thought. I laughed at the peculiarity and hung up. The next day, I was alone in my friend’s house again, when the phone rang for a second time. “I am the viper. I am coming in two days.” This time, ...
A traveler was walking along the side of the road in Arizona, hitchhiking on a dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm;
Time passed slowly and no vehicles went by. It was raining so hard he could barely see his hand in front of his face.
Suddenly he saw a car approaching, moving slowly and appearing ghost-like in the rain. It slowly and silently crept toward him and stopped.
Wanting a ride v...
An Atheist Walks Into A Bar...
An Atheist walks into a bar with God, Thor, and Zeus.
The bartender looks at him and says
"Drinking alone again, I see..."
February 29th, 2020
On February 29th of this year, something extraordinary happened.
I was walking across the road, head down, minding my own - when I heard it. This incessant, mechanical noise. Like spring-loaded footsteps. Real slow.
Far away, it came. Cascading against the city walls. A pneumatic sigh....
The Seagull and The Octopus
There once was a seagull with sore feet. He had been perching on a seaside railing all day and was starting to get blisters. He had tried going swimming, but the salt water seemed to irritate them and make them worse. He had tried flying, but he soon got so tired that he had to stop. He was in agony...
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