What’s the difference between alligator and crocodile?
Alligator will see you later, crocodile in a while.
An alligator and crocodile both walk into a bar. Sitting next to each other, they both order the same drink. The alligator spits out his drink claiming it to be disgusting. The crocodile looks at him claiming it isn't that bad. The alligator looks at the crocodile and simply says one thing:
"Well that's a croc."
Why did the alligator and crocodile leave the olympics so upset?
They both cayman last.