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Mahatma Gandhi decides to open an all you can eat buffet

After thinking about a slogan for a while he settles on:

โ€œGandhiโ€™s, when hunger strikes.โ€

I went to my local all you can eat buffet...

and there was this girl only choosing vegetables?


I thought, Iโ€™ve never seen herbivore.

I met this girl Mary on tinder and took her to an all you can eat buffet

I knew it wasn't going to work out when she told me she was a vegetarian so I decided to go down with guns blazing.

She came back with her salad to find me with my plate loaded up with every type of meat I could get my hands on.

I was shocked, though pleasantly surprised, when she aske...

What do you call a Star Wars themed all you can eat restaurant?

Bo-buffet

What do you call an all you can eat meal in a rabbit hole?

A Warren Buffet

Mr. T opened up an all you can eat buffet.

It's called I Pity The Full

I once went to an all you can eat bakery in France.

It was a painful experience.

I went to an all you can eat restaurant at a nudist colony in Canada

It was called In the Buffet

confucius say when you take old hooker to all you can eat seafood

you walk away with a big bag of crabs

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A man dies and goes to hell.

When he arrives, he sees Satan approaching him and is terrified for what torments await him.

"Welcome, dude! Don't be so afraid. You're gonna love this place," says Satan with a beaming smile.

"I am?" the man asks nervously.

"Sure you will! All that talk of this place being ...

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I lost 50 pounds

to craps


at a British casino


I got it back at the all you can eat buffet

The nearby brothel now offers a flat rate.

They call it All You Can Eat.

Two vampire bats were hanging arround

Suddenlly the first one states: "I'm hungry, I'm going to grab a bite to eat" and he flies off.

Half an hour later he returns with a huge smile on his face and blood on his chin.

The other bat asks: "Did you get your fill?"

"Oh boy did i ever. Do you see that red roofed barn way...

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