At first I thought it weird that Joe Biden wanted to make his press secretary staff all women

But then I remembered that meant he didn't need to pay them as much

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What if all women disappeared?

It'd be a pain in the ass.

All women complain about husbands not listening

I am lucky! My wife never says that to me.

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Scotland recently became the first country to offer free sanitary products to all women.

Makes sense since all their politicians are just self-serving cunts.

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All women are sex objects

Whenever you ask them for sex, they’ll object

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85% of all women think their ass is too fat. 10% of all women think their ass is too thin.

And 5% are really happy that they married him.

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All women are bi

The question is whether its sexual or polar.

On this international women’s day I would like to say to all women everywhere

Thank you for your cervix

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All women are bi.

It's your job to figure out if it's -sexual or -polar.

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What do all women have in common?

Not a single one of them has had sex with me.

All women want is one thing..

And us guys still have no idea what the hell it is.

All women want is security

They always ask for it when I approach them.

Why hurricanes names are all women names?

Because like women they arrive impetuos and suddenly then they leave you without your house and your car.

All women should be able to do atleast 70 things

69 and leave

My friend told me all women are the same.

He always makes broad generalizations.

A Blind Man walks into an all women's bar

He sits down and orders a shot. After the shot he asks, "Does anybody want to hear a blonde joke?"
The lady next to him leans over. She says, "Hey buddy, so I'm gonna tell you this because it seems like you don't know any better. I'm a blonde coal miner, that woman over at the bar is a blonde pro...

I Believe all women are created equal

That’s why I am willing to sleep with all of them

Oprah promises prosecution of all women in sleeveless dresses when she takes office

She is against the right to bare arms.

Are all women claustrophobic?

It seems like everyone screams when they're in the trunk of my car.

Why all women are so bad at parking??

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives!

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All Women want is a Guy that makes them laugh-

And from what I can tell, Rich guys are fucking hilarious

Not all women are good at multi-tasking

I just saw one trying to talk on her phone, while flying through her car windscreen.

A guy finally confesses to his friend "I have a probelm. I like all women except mine"

"Me too!!" Exclaims his friend


"You too?!" He asks, surprised and content sensing that he is not the only one who feels this way.


"Yeah, I like all women except yours..."

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

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All women say they just want to meet someone with a sense of humor -

From what I can tell, Rich guys are fucking hilarious-

All women are different.

Yet none of them can drive.

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The owner of a sex shop, hires a new clerk.

After the owner taught him the basics of running the store, he has to run an errand.

'Could you run the store on your own for a couple of hours, Jeremy?' he asks.

'Sure thing boss!' Jeremy replied, 'don't you worry, I've got this.'

So the boss leaves for his errands, leaving you...

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A little boy goes shopping with his mom and is waiting outside the changing room for her to come out.

While waiting, the little boy gets bored and as his mom comes out sees him sliding his hand up a mannequins skirt. "Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?"

The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't ge...

A gypsy man caught a golden fish

And the fish said "Dear fisherman, if you throw me back in the water, I will grant you three wishes."

The gypsy threw the fish back and went "I want to be white, I want to be 8 inches long and I want all women in the world to want me."

Fish did it's magic and the man turned into a peri...

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A priest owns poultry

A cock is missing.
He runs around looking for it and reaches the sunday mass, where he asks - anyone has a cock? All men say yes.
No, no he says, I mean has anyone seen a cock, rephrasing? All women say yes.
No no he says, now agitated, has anyone seen my cock! All the nuns raise t...

If x=y and y=z, then x=z.

Applying the same logic.

If all men are pigs.
And Men and women are equal.

Then all women are pigs.

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I over heard some sexist guy claim, “Women are the weaker sex.” So, I kindly reminded him

that technically all women are Body Builders.

Three women die and end up in heaven

Three women named Jo, Rochelle, and Mae arrive to st Peters pearly gates, they are greeted by St Peter.

Peter: “welcome ladies, Jo please come in first.” No walks through the gates where then a Ferrari awaits her.

Peter: “Here Jo, my records show me that you have never cheated on your...

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A old man and a young man play golf

The young man sees an old man hug an incredibly attractive 24 year old blonde. The woman leaves in a sport car peeling out of the facility wildly while leaving the old man with his golf gear. The old man walks towards the course smiling and seems to be settling up to start his game. The young man wa...

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So I started therapy today...

Apparently I exaggerate my interactions with the opposite sex and the problem stems from narcissistic thoughts that all women want me.

Or at least that’s what my new girlfriend thinks.

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20-Year double-blind university study in Sweden on the effects of diet on sex drive

Have you heard about this new study?

Researchers in Sweden tracked 2,000 couples from the moment they first started dating out to twenty (20) years forward.

Obviously, most of the couples ended up getting divorced, but their behavior and health was still tracked throughout the study....

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