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All Women Jokes

Believe all women. Really? ALL of them?

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve Amber Heard.

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What would happen if all Women disappeared from the world?

That would eventually be a Pain in the Ass.

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Remember men, ALL women are bi

…but it’s up to you to figure out if it’s “sexual” or “polar”

They say all women turn into good drivers eventually.

So watch out for turning women.

At first I thought it weird that Joe Biden wanted to make his press secretary staff all women

But then I remembered that meant he didn't need to pay them as much

My friend told me all women are the same.

He always makes broad generalizations.

All women want is one thing..

And us guys still have no idea what the hell it is.

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85% of all women think their ass is too fat. 10% of all women think their ass is too thin.

And 5% are really happy that they married him.

All women should be able to do atleast 70 things

69 and leave

All women complain about husbands not listening

I am lucky! My wife never says that to me.

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All women are sex objects

Whenever you ask them for sex, they’ll object

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Scotland recently became the first country to offer free sanitary products to all women.

Makes sense since all their politicians are just self-serving cunts.

On this international women’s day I would like to say to all women everywhere

Thank you for your cervix

A Blind Man walks into an all women's bar

He sits down and orders a shot. After the shot he asks, "Does anybody want to hear a blonde joke?"
The lady next to him leans over. She says, "Hey buddy, so I'm gonna tell you this because it seems like you don't know any better. I'm a blonde coal miner, that woman over at the bar is a blonde pro...

All women want is security

They always ask for it when I approach them.

Why hurricanes names are all women names?

Because like women they arrive impetuos and suddenly then they leave you without your house and your car.

Are all women claustrophobic?

It seems like everyone screams when they're in the trunk of my car.

Not all women are good at multi-tasking

I just saw one trying to talk on her phone, while flying through her car windscreen.

I Believe all women are created equal

That’s why I am willing to sleep with all of them

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All women should be prosecuted..

..for animal cruelty, sitting on their pussies all the time.

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All Women want is a Guy that makes them laugh-

And from what I can tell, Rich guys are fucking hilarious

Oprah promises prosecution of all women in sleeveless dresses when she takes office

She is against the right to bare arms.

Why all women are so bad at parking??

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives!

A guy finally confesses to his friend "I have a probelm. I like all women except mine"

"Me too!!" Exclaims his friend


"You too?!" He asks, surprised and content sensing that he is not the only one who feels this way.


"Yeah, I like all women except yours..."

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

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The owner of a sex shop, hires a new clerk.

After the owner taught him the basics of running the store, he has to run an errand.

'Could you run the store on your own for a couple of hours, Jeremy?' he asks.

'Sure thing boss!' Jeremy replied, 'don't you worry, I've got this.'

So the boss leaves for his errands, leaving you...

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All women say they just want to meet someone with a sense of humor -

From what I can tell, Rich guys are fucking hilarious-

All women are different.

Yet none of them can drive.

If x=y and y=z, then x=z.

Applying the same logic.

If all men are pigs.
And Men and women are equal.

Then all women are pigs.

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