What's with all these people supporting ivermectin?

Don't people know it's just a ploy by big farmer??

All these healthcare workers are wearing their mask wrong….

Superheroes wear their mask over their eyes.

All these Texas troubles reminds me of a joke. Two guys walking down a beach and find a magic lamp. Rub it and a Genie pops out. He says, "You get one wish each for me to grant!" First guy says ok I got it. TEXAS is the best state ever. I want....

You to build a huge massive wall around the border and make it so no one can come in or out and the world can not see in. Genie says ok wish granted and poof giant wall around Texas appears.

Second guy, thinks and thinks and goes ok. Genie I want you to fill Texas with water.

I’m sick and tired of all these mandates..

Any single women out there who’d like to go out for dinner?

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After all these years my wife still thinks I’m sexy

Everything I walk by she says “what an Ass!”.

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On the first day of my flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked my copilot, “What are all these buttons for?”

He said, “Those are to keep your shirt closed.”

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All these reviews people are leaving in the comment section of pornhub

I just hope there’s a pretentious ratatouille style porn critic who sees that one video that sends him back to his childhood when he developed his very first kink

"Bill to ban shark fin harvesting", and "Bill to increase minimum wage" and "Bill to help ease the burden of Vets"...with all these good things happening, it makes me wonder...

...why did he wait so long?

Why can’t the guy singing “Mambo No. 5” can’t decide between all these women?

Because Begas can’t be choosers.

I keep seeing all these LGBTQ+ Pride signs everywhere.

I ask people what they mean but can never get a straight answer.

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Three guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. Delighted, the genie says "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes."

The first guy immediately shouts out "I want a billion pounds." *POOF*, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50 The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." *POOF*, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now wel...

I don’t get all these school shooting jokes

They must be aimed at a younger audience

Why did Mrs. Claus finally leave Santa after all these years?

She found out about his other two hos.

I’m sick and tired of all these people farming karma on their cake day.

Anyways, an upvote would be appreciated.

Your past self is an a-hole for leaving all these chores for you to do

...luckily your future self surely has more time than you now have, so you can rely on him doing them

I don't understand all these jokes about mothers-in-law.

Mine is sweet, supportive, and a great influence on me and my wife. I can't say anything bad about her.

I went to a dance with one girl and came home with another- and there’s still resentment all these years later...

I said- “C’mon, Honey, there’ll be other, Daddy/Daughter dances!”

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I absolutely love and admire the unintellignt, overweight, yellowish-orange skinned man with the bad combover covering his baldness who has had his finger on the nuclear button all these years...

Wait... I was talking about Homer Simpson, who did you think I meant?

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I'm sick of all these double standards... (NSFW)

When a dog licks his balls in public, nobody batts an eye... but when I do it, people are like "what the hell are you doing to your dog?"

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We had an open position with 60 applicants. I said, "I don't have time to review all these resumes. Just hire the one with the biggest tits!"

Larry starts Monday.

After all these years I was finally able to hang my brother

s stocking on the mantle! Happy Holidays!

With all these Politicians testing Positive for COVID-19...

It looks like Trump kept his promise to drain the swamp.

Dad, are we breaking the law by starting all these fires?

Yes, we arson.

All these contagious people make me sick!

(trying to make sure I follow the rules, I just think it works better as a one liner)

So tired of all these restrictions...

I'm getting so tired of all these quarantine-related restrictions.

For example, I just found out today that when I'm in public the governor is requiring me to wear pants.

All these websites asking me to accept these cookies...

But I still haven’t gotten even one of them!

Where are all these sheep getting their haircuts?

At the baa-baa shop

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My girlfriend has been secretly recording me for years and now she’s blackmailing me into doing all these gross fetishes of hers

I just wish I had realized earlier because now she has a lot of shit on me

All these new fancy 4K, 5K even 8K TVs, and here I am with no TV.

And that's 0K

All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

All these "Don't pay too much for [x]" Wikibuy/Honey ads are really convincing.

They convinced me to download Adblocker.

If I keep making all these cheesy puns

I'm gonna be provalone forever!

What are they going to call the baby boom 10-12 months after all these people lock themselves in to hide from Covid-19?

I don't know, but in 2033, they'll be quaranteens.

A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"

His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat... "I do not have a Headache. I do not have a Headache. I do not have a Headache. It worked! The headaches are all gone."

The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful." H...

All these jokes about Alabama but no one acknowledges their contributions, like inventing the toothbrush

At least I think it was Alabama. Anywhere else they’d have called it a teethbrush.

It's strange to see all these NASCAR fans upset with NASCAR for taking a progressive stance.

Normally they seem to like seeing things turning to the left.

I'm getting sick of all these terrible jokes, and to be frank.....

I'd have to change my name

We should have seen all these changes in NASCAR coming a mile away.

They're making a left turn!

Who are all these guys named Victor?

And why are we trusting them to write history?

All these singers dropping their new albums and songs.....

don't you think they oughta be a little careful the next time?

All these people getting pregnant at an early age....

Just enchant the condom with unbreaking III and you'll be fine

Let's take all these bad chemistry jokes

and barium

All these people are so quick to criticize Melania Trump for wanting to take on cyber bullying when that's something her husband has a problem with

But no one criticized Laura Bush for wanting to teach kids how to read

My Wife is really getting fed up with all these makeup ads on TV

So I changed the Chanel

I hate it when people make all these fat jokes to shame fat people

They have enough on their plate already

Hey Pikachu, all these shoes are great. can I have them all?

No, just PIK-A-SHU!

All these antivaxxer jokes on Reddit are getting old

Unlike the children

I’m getting sick of all these stupid Republican jokes.

All 195 of them.

All these guys who claim they were abducted by aliens and anally probed...

Are we sure they didn’t take a hit of lsd before their colonoscopy?

Reading all these jokes makes me go numb...

But reading mathematics-related jokes makes me go number

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I can't believe all these people complaining about going months without sex. I haven't had sex in almost 6 years!

On a happier note, happy 5th birthday to my little brother!

All these people posting about invading Area 51..

All they need to do is change the “restricted area” signs to “now hiring” and “now recruiting” and it’ll lower the numbers by at least half.

I'm sick of all these World War II jokes on here!

Anne Frankly, they're terrible!

I am tired of molding all these clay without any results..

I need a brick.

All these jokes about Asians not being able to last...

Just take a look at Vietnam. It was the French you pulled out first and then the Americans that left. Only Vietnamese still stayed.

I don’t know why all these countries are ordering to ground the Boeing 737 max

They literally ground themselves

Got around to watching Doctor Who after all these years.

It was about time.

I can't believe all these viruses and bacteria invade my body without permission

Makes me sick

Out of all these modern construction tools...

I think the shovel is the most groundbreaking.

Im sick of all these immigration jokes

They're really crossing the line

Sick and tired of all these entitled millennials

Walking around like they rent the place

How do all these anti-Trump Youtube videos make it to Trending in a matter of minutes?

Fake views.

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Jake : "My sex life isn't that bad, all considered. After all these years I still fuck my wife once a week".

Joe : "Not bad ! Bit after all these years I can't complain either, I still do it every second day".
Andy : "That's cool. Myself i'm really lucky I guess. After all that time i still do it twice a day".
Jake : "But, Andy ! what are you saying ? You don't even have a wife !"

Andy : "...

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Dad: "Happy 18th son! All these presents are just for you!"

After ripping them open excitedly, he said "Dad, all these boxes are empty..."

"I know. Use them to pack your things and get the fuck out!"

Seeing all these drivers looking at their phones is so infuriating, how irresponsible can you be while driving?

Anytime I see one of them in traffic it totally kills my high.

After all these years, I finally left my abusive relationship. I feel so relieved!

Now that I don't have to beat my girlfriend anymore, I have so much free time.

You know how all these actresses are pulling out of Georgia over the abortion thing...





don't they know that isn't effective birth control?

Who put all these mountains in California?

It wasn’t me, it was all San Andreas’ fault!

All these video games with epic orchestral music scores.

Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games.

Please do not judge all these Catholic Priests for what you've been hearing...

They are all suffering from Porkin' sons Disease.

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Thought all these voices in my head meant I was crazy, but one of them is a therapist.

And he says I'm fine.

Oklahoma asked California about all these earthquakes recently.

California said "It's not our fault."

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

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All these vagina jokes are getting old

I apologise if I'm ovary acting

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A woman goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, I'm concerned I'm growing a penis because of all these steroids that I've been taking"

Doctor says: "Anabolic?"
Woman: "No no, just a penis"

I keep hearing about all these battered women...

All these years I've been eating them plain.

With all these reposts on r/Jokes...

Someone's bound to have reddit all!

All these abbreviatons on the internet confuse me.

Now ICYIM too old for this stuff!

One time, I took acid and saw all these lollipops coming out of the ground.

Then I chipped a tooth on a parking meter.

I'm sick of all these passive-aggressive posts.

You know who you are.

I hate all these Pi Day jokes

They go on forever.

I know how to stop all these riots.

Play the national anthem, they'll all sit down.

I asked a young girl, "How do you get all these expensive things? New iMac, iPad, iPhone?!"

She smiled and said, "iSwallow."

I have no idea where all these trebuchet jokes came from

then it hit me from 300 meters away.

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I was intrigued by finding out all these students were having sex with their teachers, so I decided to join the club.

It didn't occur to me until 3 weeks after I had sex with my teacher that I'm home schooled.....

Look at all these click bait Jokes...

This one is the worst!

All these women-casted movie reboots

The studios behind the women-casted reboot movies must be making a fortune by cutting their labor costs by 30%

All these what?

Whenever a Jamaican women talks about "all these terrible shootings"

I'm never sure if they mean gun violence, or footwear accessories.

All these Muslims hitting people with cars...

If the men are this bad at driving, I see why they don't let their women drive.

With all these celebrities getting outed for molesting kids, it's only a matter of time before Jackie Chan is exposed.

Like, do you have any idea how many times he told Jaden Smith to jacket off in the karate kid?

All these celeb photos leaks...

I can't believe it's fappening again.

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I see all these prostate exam jokes...enjoy!

Prostate Exam

A man
goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as
a precaution.

When he gets there, he discovers the
urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female
doctor says, 'I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new
pro...

I have all these jokes about unemployed people...

But none of them work.

I don't get all these themed weddings you see now a days

My wife and I have just been invited to a Game of thrones themed wedding. Where the hell do I find 'formal chain mail'? And do you know how expensive it is staying in a castle!
My friend keeps telling me how much fun it's going to be. Think about what it's going to be like when everyone is dres...

Hey man, why do you have all these self help books on your floor?

I hate my shelf.

All these years of Nintendo thinking outside the box

Turns out they should've been thinking *about* the box!

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With all these workplace sexual assault cases it makes me wonder.

How has Ron Jeremy gotten away with it all these years?

I was instructed to relocate all these boxes of letterhead. But I can't...

They're stationary.

I don't get why all these people praise lawyers just for being U2 fans

Suddenly they're special for taking on Pro-Bono cases?

The police thought they had a break trying to figure out all these clown sightings.

They brought a mime in for questioning but he refused to talk.

After all these years of marriage, my wife is still hot

However now it comes in flashes.

You know, after all these years, I hardly remember the first girlfriend I had.

I remember she was Muslim, but physically, all I can recall are the beautiful hazel eyes Jihad.

If I keep making all these Pho-related puns...

...eventually they're gonna bahn mi.

I'm so sick of all these unfunny dad joke reposts.

"Hi, So Sick of All These Unfunny Dad Joke Reposts. I'm Dad!"

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All these phone companies advertising for "More lines, more savings!"

But when I do more lines my savings go to shit.

I'm tired of all these farming tips. Let's face it, there's only one thing that makes you good at farming

Step one: be a tractor

Step two: don't be unnatractor

Man, I really hate all these low level Pokemon...

They're always breaking my balls.

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After all these years, I can tell my wife still cares for me...

Whenever she has an orgasm, she calls to let me know.

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