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All The Chicken Jokes

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Why are all the chicken farmers gay?

They’re good at raising cocks.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

JOE BIDEN:...

Food inspection

A food inspection officer went to 3 chicken farms

Farm 1
Inspector: What do you feed the chickens ?
Farmer 1: I feed them vegetables.
Inspector: WRONG! closed down this farm immediately

Farm 2
Inspector: What do you feed the chickens ?
Farmer 2: a little scared said i fe...

A man walks into a Pub

A man enters a pub and sits down next to a woman. He orders himself a glass of champagne and the woman next to him responds: "How about that, I ordered a glass of champagne too." "What a coincidence," the man replies, "for me it's a special day and I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for...

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An old man saw little Jonny walking down the street.

An old man saw little Johnny walking down the street with some chicken wire. The old man said "Jonny what are you doing with that chicken wire." Johnny replied "I'm going to catch some chickens.” ”You can't catch chicken with chicken wire” replied the old man. Later that afternoon Johnny came by wit...

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An old man is sitting on his front porch...

When little Johnny comes walking by carrying some duct tape. "Whatcha got there Johnny?" Asks the old man. "Duct tape. I'm going to catch some ducks " the old man answers "you can't catch ducks with duct tape". Little Johnny shrugs and keeps walking. That afternoon he returns with 2 arm loads of duc...

A man driving down a freeway road at 55 MPH.

He looks out the window and sees a chicken running along side his car. He speeds up to 65 and the chicken is keeping pace with him. He notices that the chicken seems to have multiple legs but before he can confirm it the chicken takes a hard left turn down a dirt road. Intrigued he turns around and ...

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