UPJOKE
seeunseemisseeoutseeseeinglyafterseenonseeingsightednesssawablesawtoothseeablesitheesawlikeinseeforsee

YOU'LL SEE, YOU'LL ALL SEE!

An enthusiastic optician throwing dozens of pairs of glasses out into a crowd.

Did you all see the new scary about the killer cow?

It was horror-bull.

"You'll see... YOU'LL ALL SEE!"

-My Optometrist

"One day you'll see! YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!"

-*A really enthusiastic and positive eye doctor*

An englishman, a frenchman, a spaniard, and a german were all standing watching a street performer do some exciting juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden box and asks them, 'Can you all see me now?'

'Yes'

'Oui'

'Sí'

'Ja'

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A sex addict, an alcoholic and a pot head die and arrive at the gates of heaven.

Jesus is standing there looking at them sternly he says, " I stand at these gates to judge the souls that have passed on. If you do not deserve to enter heaven then you will be cast to the fire filled depths of hell where you will spend all eternity in agony."

The three sinners knowing the l...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.